Hey up Chuck,
Well, you’ll never guess wot’s appnin now! I was on me olidays wit nice man, been a good long oliday, then I were back at place wi’ Teddy! Then all the boss drivers ad a look a mi goin round pullin me little cart thing, now, I were still a bit crook on’t front leg, but I ad a go, no bother.
They’ve only gone and took me back t’ut nice man’s place!!! Now that’s ace, coz I love it there, and nice man is proper good wi me, I think ee’s the bees knees, proper good chap! Any road up, I eard um saying that Skip, that’s me, is retired from RDA duties and I’m stayin w’it nice man for good!!!
I am proper chuffed, love it to bits ere!